Lindsay Lohan Getting Dolled Up for Life Size 2?

Obviously you all remember that time in the year 2000 when Lindsay Lohan was a child star and she was in that TV movie called Life Size, which is the one where little Lindsay’s Barbie-esque toy doll comes to life — as Tyra Banks. It was so good. And because it was so good, media mogul Tyra Banks has decided that things can only get gooder and now there’s going to be a Life Size 2.

We need this.

Tyra’s producing it. The world is quivering in anticipation. And Tyra needs Lindsay. Ms. Banks is talking about the project out in public and more or less confirming that it’s happening with the now-grown Lindsay, which may mean Lohan is in negotiations and very close to signing. Or it could also just be one of those SoulCycle things about putting your intention into the universe and manifesting the reality. (Listen, I have no idea what those words mean, either, but they sound productive.)

If you saw Lohan on Wendy Williams’ couch not long ago, it’s clear she’s in a good place and ready to be enjoyed as an actor again, so maybe we all just need to chant to the universe a little louder.

The Pain and Glory of Almodóvar

In 2019 the world of cinema will get lucky again, because that’s when legendary Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar drops his next movie. Here’s everything we know so far.

It’s about a filmmaker whose past choices come back to haunt his present day life as he works on a new project. It’s called Dolor y Gloria (“Pain and Glory”) and it will star his longtime muse Penélope Cruz (Broken Embraces) and his other longtime muse, Antonia Banderas, an actor who goes all the way back to 1982 with Almodóvar and the film Labyrinth of Passion. Even the supporting cast is vintage Almodóvar, with Spanish actresses Kiti Manver from Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown and Julieta Serrano, who goes back even further than Banderas, to 1980’s Pepi, Luci, Bom y Otras Chicas del Montón.

Will it be a comedy? A drama? Both? We don’t care, we’re just ready for the calendar to flip.

Romeo San Vicente stans for Lohan.