Reed Timmer

“Unbelievable turn out tonight! I am so grateful to all my friends and neighbors who came out in support of my kick off for Mayor of Wilton Manors. As a united community, let’s boldly face the opportunities and challenges before us and build upon the legacy of our heritage for a stronger, better Island City. Big heartfelt Flippen thank you to everyone.”

Justin Flippen launches his run for Mayor of Wilton Manors on Facebook.

“I had to do my best job and put on a friendly face after that but the entire time we spent together I was belittled and degraded. Told I’m such a girl. Told I’m crazy and insecure. Insulting was almost second nature. He even complained about how I suck dick, and I got reprimanded and I was told never to deep throat on camera again because no one wanted to see it.”

-Porn star Tegan Zayne tweets about being raped by fellow adult film star Topher DiMaggio. 

“Tonight, the City Commission handcuffed their heirs who will be sworn into office in March on how to handle the infrastructure crisis. They committed the city to using utility fees to finance a $200 million bond issue to repair the system. I voted no!”

-Fort Lauderdale Commissioner Dean Trantalis on Facebook

“Nothing to see here, folks. Nope, nothin’ at all. Just the same old Colonel with a new flavor of fried chicken.”

Reba McEntire tweets about being the first female Colonel Sanders on TV. 

“RIP my best friend and storm chasing partner, Joel Taylor. I am shocked and absolutely devastated by the loss of my incredible, caring friend.”

-Storm Chasers star Reed Timmer tweets about the drug-related death of co-star Joel Taylor aboard the Atlantis Events’ Harmony of the Seas cruise.